- me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
Hi My Name is Alyssa.d Im 19 years old. I have had epilepsy since I was about 3 years old. At just 3 years old I had flat lined due to a medication they gave me at the hospital to try to control my seizures. The fact that im still alive today is a miracle. So Last year in April I had my first grand mal seizure in 8 years and since then I have been having seizures almost daily. I also suffer from PTSD depression and ADHD. If you ever need anyone im here for you.
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do